ARAGORN "LESS
THAN PURE" REASONS TO FIGHT SAURON
by Nemesi
Panel 1:
PIPPIN: "Ehy, Strider... Frodo says that Lady Galadriel has a mirror that shows
the future... have you ever seen it?
STRIDER: !
Panel 2:
STRIDER: "TSK! But of course! I'm the future King of Men after all... it's
just obvious that I have, Pippin!"
Panel 3:
STRIDER: "It's something I'll never forget... seeing Legolas so wanton... so
needy... beautiful... naked... hot... whitering under my touch...
LEGOLAS: *is less than impressed*
Panel 4:
STRIDER: "OOOOOHHHH... you can't imagine... I did this to him... AAAAAHHHH...
and then that... and this... and that... and even this... and then he... OOOOOH...
Panel 5:
STRIDER: "My heart is strong and my soul is pure! Beware of me, Sauron! Your
time is over! With Legolas as a reward, I cannot fail!!!" (TSK! And they say the
Ring is a temptation... LEGOLAS is!)"
PIPPIN: "...Why, oh why, did I ask...?"
LEGOLAS: "...reward...?!"
FELLOWSHIP: "..."